A man died and went to heaven.
As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Helen Clark's?" asked the man.
"Clark's clock is in God's office. He's using it as a fan."
4 comments:
lol, Winstons' must be generating the gales we're getting down here.
lol, that's a good one.
Wonder what Kevin Rudd's clock is doing, i could just say that his one is also being used as a fan, but i'm not sure he's an outright liar, his is more just incompetence or something. Oh ok, maybe with a large helping of dishonesty.
Maybe Winston's is powering the Titanic
The same will be said for barack obama bin laden in the next 4 years.
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